So this year at the upcoming "Cow Dung Splashing Festival", that's the real name of it, they will be celebrating the feat I could never have predicted. India's space agency sent a pile of cow shit to the moon. The lander is what they are referring to as "the mother." The mother landed on the moon and "gave birth" to a little rover that was in the "belly." They refer to the rover as "the frolicking child" and it drove away and dropped off some cow shit so they can study the radiation blocking abilities of cow shit. Why, you might ask? Well, because they think if it works as well as we already know it does. It can be used to shield human visitors on the moon in moon bases. You know, cover the outside with shit, that's brilliant. You can't make this shit up. They just launched the poo rocket which is the second clip in the video. That's taking some cow shit to the sun. I have no fucking clue why. Nor do I care.

      So you might be thinking, man, China has rovers driving around on the moon. The Russians just crashed a failed rover into the moon. And India sent cow shit to the moon. Are we already ruining the moon? Here's your answer, NASA is sending the first woman and the first nigger to the moon in two thousand twenty-five. It's fucked, the moon is fucked.