A very intelligent African American male was minding his business just out robbing people when the evil police racially stereotyped him and started harassing him only because of his beautiful black skin. The big bad pig started to chase him. Mr. African American found himself on the elevated subway tracks next to the chicken restaurant and female weave store. He gave it some thought as he was cornered. So he jumped to a roof from a good distance. He actually made it across but snapped his brittle black man leg bones from poor genes after his ancestor's years of slavery and not having access to white people food. That's right, and the oppression is still abundant. Blacks in America have slower internet connections, higher insurance rates, denied advanced education, they are held back because of the color of their skin, they are unjustifiably target by cops, and they don't have access to all the things us white have. How sad, get that man some food stamps and some reparation checks

Oh, I forgot to add this. He filed a lawsuit against the cops for making him jump and break his leg. Yes, that's right, they clearly made him run and jump because if he didn't they would have killed him with their guns. So he feels it wasn't fair and surely going to win that lawsuit. How could he not?